Crotti from Breakfast Shirts refuses to go to cafes that make him spread his own avo.

 

I don't go to a cafe to smash or spread avo. I go to a cafe to have my avo smashed/spread for me. It's borderline insulting and not how I like spending my tuesday mornings. I'd almost go as far as saying it's company policy to not attend Breakfast in a Breakfast Shirt at venues that don't spread your avocado. If i wanted half an avocado on a plate I would have done it myself. #BYOavo #firstworldproblems #smashmyavo

crotti not spreading his own avo breakfast shirts
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