Breakfast Shirts founders Sam & Crotti were over the moon to hear from their trusted accountant (and the non offical face of Breakfast Shirts) Luke Smith, that all future Breakfast Dining activities will be a complete tax write off.
Sam was happy to hear the good news but also worried stating 'Crotti doesn't need any more excuses to eat out at Breakfast'. It Seems that his Dream of having smashed avocado 7 days a week (as oppose to 5) for Crotti is finally a reality.
In other News, Lemon Breakfast Shirts are in stock and they are flying off the shelves. Get them here:
In what has been an exciting 6 weeks for both Breakfast Shirts Founders Sam & Crotti, there has been one tough pill to swallow amid all the Breakfast business . It appears that some close friends of the Founders are either missing or still yet to get behind the boys and purchase a Breakfast Shirt. In the 6 weeks from launch the boys have sold 98 combos alone and are disappointed that almost everyone on the below list won’t make it to the top 100 and be a part of Breakfast Shirts history.
Special mention to Christophe Adolphe who has been around the boys for 13+ years and is yet to buy an Avocado set for himself instead stating ' You guys should do a coconut one'. #fucker
The list of offenders is as Follows (In Order of Disappointment):
1. Christophe Adolphe
3. Declan Piccone ('I wouldn't pull it off') LOL
4. Maddy Wilson (c'mon m8)
5. Jack Perkins
6. Paige. M
8. Matt Hulme
9. Abbey. M
10. Adrian Osman
11. Nate Ryan (BELL END)
12. Sam Drummond
13. Todd Nosti
14. Mikey Pembroke
15. Pi. Langford
16. Nath + Jimmy
17. Daniel Roach
18. Reece Moon
In light of these 'sick mates' we have set up a 15% discount for them:
Perhaps to a foreigner, this man would appear void of any intelligence but to Sydney locals it's quite a familiar sight. Last week a Newtown bystander caught a man struggling to decipher an overly complex street sign on the infamous king street, Newtown. The Sydney parker had to dig deep to figure out what day, time and if it was school holiday season or not on the spot. The lack of other parked cars in what he thought was a 'good to go' zone only made matters worse. The whole ordeal was luckily caught on tape and the following is a 34 minute full length video of the regular occurrence:
Breakfast Shirts Founders expresses sympathy to the man and would like to offer a free Breakfast Combo if he is ever located. Breakfast Shirts would also like to the local governing council to 'get their shit together' and rework the system get some lights happening bruh.
A. The Breakfast Shirts Team were having a 'Laxin' afternoon by the pool at Jamberoo last week, when an unexpected visitor dropped in on the ‘action’.
“Is that a...horse?” Sam said, instantly dropping his sass.
Indeed it was. The boys looked at each other, perplexed. Thank God there happened to be a professional photographer passing by.
In addition to this, the horse had his own Mexican companion riding on his back. Boston, the Long-haired Mexican Chihuahua was wrangling the horse with his bare paws. It was believed that the Mexican was on his way 'across the border' with a backpack full of narcotics for trade.
Regardless of this insane (and highly illegal) circumstance, both Sam and Mark agreed that having an Equus Caballus on the Breakfast Shirts team is completely necessary and fundamental to productivity and staff morale.
In other news, the Breakfast Shirt Avocado print will be available for purchase next week. Drop us a line at mailto:email@example.com to save yourself a set. And no, we will not sell you the Mexican’s narcotics.
If you keep up tp date in the 'Entrepreneur' Space then you have probably heard of Richard Branson, Gary V and Jack Perkins.
Jack Perkins has been an 'Entrepreneur' ever since he was a youngster and has been prolific in the 'Entrepreneur' space ever since.
His most successful Entrepreneurial pursuits include (but are not limited to):
Taking care of Business
Telling other Entrepreneurs how to be Entrepreneurs.
In recognition of Jacks Entrepreneurial Pursuits, Breakfast Shirts has arranged a Entrepreneurial only Promo Code for Jack and any other like minded Entrepreneurs.
Promo Code: JACKPERKINS
In all seriousness, Jack and Alex are ACTUALLY getting shit done, check out their business here:
Maddy Wilson has expressed some 'passive aggressive' behaviour coupled with high levels of sass after viewing a recent blog post by the Breakfast Shirt Founders.
Apparently our lack of Grammar and poor sentence structure could be the 'end of Breakfast Shirts as we know it' Wilson infers. In the past when asked if she would like to contribute to the 'lost cause' of grammar on the page the responses have always been somewhat elusive. See the most recent evidence file BS0001:
There's no doubt about it. Maddy has been a long time Breakfast Connoisseur and has been active in the Breakfast Shirts community. She even started an Inner-West Instagram page dedicated to Breakfasting in the region (@innerwestbreakfast). Since it's launch over 8 months ago she has totalled a staggering 74 followers and although the page hasn't seen an upload since March 11th - I'm sure the next one will be fantastic.
Meet Luke Smith. Luke was having a very poor batting average when it came to his tinder game and getting matches. Over the course of 6 months and after swiping YES to 14,085 ladies from Sydney, he only came back with 3 matches: Anishaa, Samaira and Bhavya.
After changing his profile picture to him wearing a Breakfast Shirts Combo, his tinder game increased tenfold. One girl even messaged him first.
You see when a woman sees a man rock a Breakfast Shirt , Certain qualities are projected within the man. These include:
If you would like to Tee up a date with Luke Smith (or know someone who would) please email Sam at firstname.lastname@example.org
Dr. Fieldling Thinking about what size he needs to order